Hey troutwhisperer,
I see you are running for President... it's all over the news! All I gotta say is anyone who can whisper to a fish, no matter what species, gets my vote! 
Maybe you should start your own political party, since I don't think any of the major ones will let you run on their ticket. I think that's all you need to do is come up with a catchy name... let's see... independent, republican, democrat, green are already taken. How about the non-tetrapod chordate party (an animal with a backbone that has gills throughout life party)? |