justnorth posted on July 18, 2008 10:14 :: 2068 Views
JustNorth.com endorsed presidential candidate, Trout Whisperer, challenges Barack Obama and John McCain to Fishing Contest..
Yes it's true. Media press releases today are clamoring with the news that presidential candidate, The Trout Whisperer, has officially challenged Democratic candidate, Barack Obama and Republican candidate, John McCain to a fish off.
According to undisclosed sources, Trout Whisperer was heard to say, "Bring it on boys - a country that fishes together stays together."
In other campaign news, presidential candidate, Trout Whisperer, was asked if he would chose either Barack Obama or John McCain as his choice for vice-presidential running mate.
Trout Whisperer remarked, "If you can out fish me your in, other wise my choice is the female, Sgt. Tristin Laveau. She can out fish any man and did a bang up job handling foreign affairs in Iraq!"
Editors note: Sgt. Tristin Laveau is an outdoor columnist on justnorth.com and has just returned from duty in Iraq.
Stay tuned for more campaign news as it develops.
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